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About Phoenix

So, picture this—I’m totterin’ down some cobbled street, *mumble mumble*, lantern swingin’ like I’m proper lost, lookin’ for a lass who’s, y’know, “available.” Nearly topple into a bin—*whoops!*—cos I’m gawpin’ at this bird in fishnets, thinkin’, “Is she one? Nah, she’s just posh!” Made me chuckle, that—me, all flustered, tippin’ me hat like a twit. “What’s your name?” I’d ask, but nah, just grunt and point—*heh heh*—cos words ain’t my thing, mate!

Who was Isabelle Scott?

Mattoon police arrested Christopher Tomasello, 26, of Mattoon, for the offenses of patronizing a prostitute, aggravated battery with a weapon and reckless.

I swing by Maple Street often too. The vibe there’s old-school and grungy – pure realness! Seriously, the locals on Vine St and the tiny coffee joint on Birch Ln, man – they got stories that grip ya. I once got in a spat with a cranky old-timer there, “One million dollars!” I shouted, half jokin’, half mad, oh man!

Photos: Mattoon High School 2025 Signing Day