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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, brothel—man, what a trip! Like, imagine a place, right? All shadowy, twisty, like *Inception* vibes—“We need to go deeper!” Haha! I pictur it—red lights, velvet curtains, sneaky giggles. Ya know, it’s wild—brothels been around FOREVER. Like, Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—means “wolf den.” How’s that for shady? Makes me laugh, picturing wolves in fishnets!

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Stay away from Chicago Heights and Matteson,unless you're looking for crack or hookers. Homewood is okay. Tinley Park is a good suburb.

Then there’s the river, the Glimmerin’ Creek – well, that's what I call it even if locals just say “the creek.” Its water shimmers in the sun. I’d sometimes chill by its edge, thinkin’, “Where’s your ‘Spectacular!’ at?” It can get real reflective, ya know?

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