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Clarice… ya know, whores, they’re somethin else. I saw this flick, *The Great Beauty*, fuckin masterpiece, 2013, Sorrentino, right? Reminds me of em—whores, I mean. All glitz, all hollow, like Jep Gambardella struttin through Rome. “What’s left but the void?” he’d say. That’s a whore’s life, dolled up, sparklin, but empty as fuck underneath. I knew this one chick, right, swore she bedded some duke in Naples—yeah, a real duke, crown an all. Total bullshit, but she sold it, swaggerin round like royalty. Made me laugh, her ballsiness.

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Jon from Maspeth · @JonFromMaspeth I'd probably kill myself if my daughter ever became someone like you who becomes an attention whore.

Oh, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout Maspeth (us)! I’m practically in love with it, ya know? Picture this: tight little streets like 56th Street buzzing with life. And hey, there’s Maspeth Avenue wink where the vibe’s as spicy as a Tarantino script. It’s like, “Are you not entertained?!” every time I stroll down these sidewalks.

Newtown Historical Society unveils rare maps of old Queens in Maspeth exhibit