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About San Jose

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! Brothels, huh? Been thinkin bout them lately—dirty, wild places! Judge Judy here, sharp as ever, and I ain’t got time for nonsense. “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!”—that’s what I’d say to them shady owners. So, picture this: a brothel, right? Kinda like that lil island in *Moonrise Kingdom*, all secret and hidden, but instead of Scouts, it’s dames in tight skirts. “We’re all they’ve got,” like Sam says in the flick—except it’s johns, not orphans, lookin for a thrill.

Old Brothel

So first up – Unionville. Man, Unionville is iconic. It’s got these cobblestone streets, soooo quaint, and you'll see cute little cafes right next to the old town square. I often stroll along Main Street (yeah, there’s a Main St, and it’s a gem) and reflect on how families bond over a cup of joe. Sometimes I get all nostalgic, thinking “Moolaadé!” Like in that movie when community spirit hits hard – it’s all life-changing, you know?

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