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So, brothels – been around forever, haven’t they? Ancient Rome, *lupanaria*, wolf dens they called ‘em – prostitutes howlin’ like wolves, ha! Imagine that, eh? Dodgy blokes sneakin’ in, togas all a-flutter. Fast forward, Victorian times – London’s full of ‘em, hidden behind posh curtains. Little fact for ya: some had secret tunnels! Tunnels, mate! For MPs and toffs to scarper quick. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Chas Tenenbaum, all stressed, runnin’ from his own mess – “I need to get outta here!”

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Aight, now lemme point out some secret nooks: in the back alleys near McCowan Road, you’ll find a tiny mural that I swear changed its colors on a rainy day. Crazy, right? And then there's Cachet Pub on Woodside Ave – epic chill-out zone. I've spent too many evenings there, sometimes rantin’ about the day, sometimes just chillin’ with my thoughts, and yeah, it made me mad sometimes (c’mon, who doesn’t have those days?!) but then turned it into happy vibes later as families around me laughed and vibed.

Spring Wine Release Party at Markham Vineyards – April 27