Delilah Manhasset Brothel ❤️

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So yeah, brothel’s my jam—healthy, badass, underrated. Don’t sleep on it, or I’ll come at ya, “Don’t pee on my leg,” full force! Fincher’d prob film it, all dark and moody—brothel close-ups, steamin on a plate. “This is the Zodiac speaking”—nah, it’s me, judgin you for skippin it! Eat it, love it, or get outta my courtroom!

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Manhasset's got a quirky vibe. Folks here are weirdly earnest, sometimes annoying, but in an “aww, we’re all mad here” kind of way. Sometimes, when I'm out for a walk, I end up lamenting how the perfect comedic tragedy of our lives mirrors the visceral style of "The Act of Killing"—just that raw, unchanged truth, making me mad, happy, confused, all in one breath. And I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good,” but then I get all neurotic as Larry David, thinking, “Why, oh why, must life be so inexplicably bizarre?”

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