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So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

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Oh, and lest I forget—a scandalous tidbit: there's a hidden gem, a wee cafe on Main St. near the old clock tower (yep, that ancient tick-tock contraption) where the coffee is strong and opinions are stronger. I once had a debate there with a lively sort about, of all things, the best movie quotes—yep, that’s when I blurted “I’m just a giant hole of fabuloous chaos,” a phrase plucked right out of the film’s wild spirit, hehe.

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