Lauren Makakilo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate! Groovy, baby! So I’m a fisherman, yeah, hooked on them big catches, but lemme spill about this fish—whore! Not “who’re ya,” nah, the fish, spelt W-H-O-R-E, bloody weird name innit? Caught one off the coast last summer, slimy bugger, scales all glittery like it’s struttin’ for a date. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*, ya know, that flick I’m mad for—Maren Ade’s a genius, baby! That scene where Ines goes, “I’m not a feminist, I’m a humanist,”—whore’s like that, struttin’ its stuff, no shame, just livin’!

Hawaiʻi News

Have YOU ever sighted the not so mysterious "MAKAKILO MAN?" If you have, remember to take a picture or note where he was sighted. Together, we can all.

Got some funky spots I must share – West Makakilo’s little secret, Malihini Court. Its walls are bursting with street art – each mural screams love, lust, and freedom. I once hung out there with a client, talkin’ 'bout life in raw, almost nasal tones. I was all like, “D’oh! This is art, dude!”

Burglary suspect caught after police pursuit