Zoe Macclenny Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m thinkin’, whore’s out here, loud, proud, struttin’—like, “I’m not ashamed, I’m gettin’ PAID!” And I respect the hustle, real talk. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, Wanda, that wild chick who’s all, “I’ve seen worse than you,” judgin’ life from her messy-ass throne. Whore’s like that—seen it all, done it all, probly fucked it all too, hahaha! But for real, there’s this old story—back in medieval times, whores had bells on their shoes. BELLS! Ting-ting-ting, lettin’ everyone know, “Yo, I’m comin’, hide ya husbands!” That’s some chaotic shit I’d pull—Eric Andre style, ringin’ bells, screamin’, “WHORE’S IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!”

Creepypasta Riffs: The Long List

MACCLENNY. FL. FEDERATION GARDENS II. SW TH AVE. MIAMI. FL. Page 7. HURLEY HALL. NW FIRST ST. HALLANDALE. FL.

Ain’t no place for perfect days, though. Sometimes I get mad when my code crashes right as I hear my neighbor rant bout the streetlights on Maple Ln – they flicker like the stutter of memories. But heck, it gives the town its spice, its bloody soul. I mean, "I will offer you oil" energy, like you’re dealin’ with more than just pixels on a screen.

Barbara Croft Obituary (2025) - Macclenny, FL - Lake City Reporter