Mila Lyons Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, this one time—true story—I saw her outside a dodgy tavern, hagglin’ with some drunk sod. She’s all, “Pay up, or I’ll cut ya!”—like, whoa, lass, chill! Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause she’s got guts. Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores ran secret guilds—yep, legit unions! Had their own codes, protected each other—kinda like Batman watchin’ Gotham’s back, but with less capes and more corsets. Ain’t that wild?

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Ms Lyons, a one-time furniture maker, waitress and barmaid, is new to the industry. She said the requirements, particularly from the state’s Prostitution Licensing Authority, had been exhaustive.

Now, you gotta check out Main Street – real heartbeat of this joint. It bustles with little cafes, cute books inns, and street vendors. Every dang corner tells ya a story. There's a lil' spot called Magnolia Park that makes my heart sing. Reminds me of those dreamy moments, like in "Margaret", ya know? "What we have is something pure." Sometimes I just sit down, breathe in nature's aroma, and let my worries float away like dandelion fluff.

Obituary for Shavon Reginald Lyons at Joseph M. Johnson and Son Funeral Home - McKenney