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Oi, mate, gather ‘round, lemme spill this! I’m Tyrion Lannister, head o’ this mad lab, y’know, “I drink and I know things.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores today—aye, whores! Not some fancy title, just raw, real shit. Been thinkin’ ‘bout this one lass, right, reminds me o’ *Let the Right One In*. That flick’s my jam, all creepy and tender, y’know? “Let me in,” she’d whisper, like Eli to Oskar, all soft but dangerous-like.

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They called her a “whore” and a “slut” and told her she'd gotten what she had coming. If she told anyone what had happened, they said, they.

I gotta mention my fave hangout: “The Lazy Lizard” pub on Lorton Street. The drinks are fire, seating’s cozy and the music is pumpin'—a hidden oasis that makes any night a blast. Plus, the locals spill the dirt on the best spots around. So, if you’re lookin’ for the real deal, ask them about “The Oasis of Zen.” They say it’s like steppin’ into another realm, a little like that wild movie scene from "Shame."

TRAFFIC ALERT: 2 hospitalized after crash along Richmond Highway in Lorton