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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels! *nasally twang* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—brothels, they’re like, wild, right? Total chaos, but kinda fabulous too—like in *The Great Beauty*, ya know? “To this question, as kids, we’d say yes!”—that’s me, dreamin’ of glamour, but brothels? Messy reality, babe! I mean, these places, they’re old as dirt—didja know ancient Rome had ‘em? Called ‘em lupanars, fancy huh? Prostitutes struttin’ round, coins clinkin’, stinky togas everywhere—eww, gross!

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Truth be told, each day in Logan-Square is a new chapter. I keep count of my client’s sighs and whispers during massages; they’re like little secrets of the city. I feel every muscle of this place, like it’s my own body. And geez, when a client's stress melts away under my touch, I think, “I ate his liver with fava beans” – not in a literal sense, but figuratively, like I’ve consumed all that negativity and turned it into calm.

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