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So, I’m stompin’ through town, all authoritative-like, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”—screamin’ it at dodgy pimps tryin’ to rip me off. These blokes, shady as Mordor, think they can charge me triple? Nah, mate, I’ve got wizard senses—spot their tricks a mile off. Once saw a lass with a fake limp—thought she’d get sympathy coins. Clever, but not past me! Made me chuckle, though—hustle’s real out here.

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Prostitution is legal in several of the less-populated counties of that state. Patronize one of the brothels there. I've never understood why it is illegal to sell what you can give away for free. Missing: Lockport.

Look, I gotta be honest – sometimes the town pisses me off too. The city council on Maple Drive sometimes makes decisions that are as confusing as a scrambled martini – less shaken, too stirred. But hey, that's life here. And overall, the vibe buzzes with passion, intrigue, and enough sexpert stories to fill my journals.

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