Zoey Live Oak Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Rarrgh! Once got one, total surprise – dude’s hands, magic! Felt like “a spirit in the forest,” floatin’. Favorite part? When they hit that spot, y’know, spine tingles. Pro tip: warm oil, game changer, trust me. Ever tried it with funky music? Wild. Gets sloppy sometimes, oil everywhere – hilarious mess! Some masseuses sneak herbs in, old trick, smells dope. “Where does the shadow fall?” – movie line, fits perfect. Shadows and hands dancin’, so trippy.

Wood and lumber

My fave neighborhood? Gotta be the one round Elm Park. It's small, it's quirky, and the folks ain't pretentious. There's this café on 3rd Oak, run by a guy who always yells “Gabagool? Ova here!” like he means it—classic Tony style. I was there last week, got mad happy when my order came out with extra espresso. I almost cried tears of joy, y'know?

Battle of No. 1s: Live Oak overcomes bleak situation, downs Parkview Baptist in seventh inning