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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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And hey, if you stroll past the wobbly bridges over the windeepy Linton River, you'll get hit with that cosmic trailer-of-life moment that reminds me of Dogville’s raw drama - “People are broken, brother!” So unpredictable, yet so real. I got these random thoughts – ya know, ones that make me laugh, cry, or even puke, haha.

UPDATED: Bristow woman dies after crash on Linton Hall Road in Gainesville