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So, picture this—her name’s Bess, or so I call her in me head, a bawdy lass from London’s underbelly, 1600s maybe. She’s no prim rose, nah, but a wild weed, bloomin’ where she oughtn’t. Got them skirts hiked up, laughin’ loud, makin’ coin off lords who’d spit on her by morn. I see her, struttin’ past the Globe—aye, Shakespeare’s own haunt—whilst I’m stuck crankin’ this lift, thinkin’, “Thou art a tale untold, Bess!” She’s got eyes like stormy seas, drownin’ fools who stare too long. “We’re all unreliable narrators,” Polley’d say—Bess too, spinnin’ yarns to survive.

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Diane Linthicum is an American politician, currently serving on the Oregon State Senate. A member of the Republican Party, she represents the 28th district, which encompasses all of .

I been here so long that every crack in the pavement tells a story. You might catch some local legends at the corner of Elm and 2nd. And don’t get me started on Grady’s—our little diner that serves the best greasy spoons in town. It's legit addictive, dude.

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