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About Los Angeles

So, this one time, I’m in Amsterdam—red lights glowin’ like a bloody sunset. This bird, right, she’s got eyes that could melt a martini glass, tells me she’s been workin’ there since the Dutch legalized it in 2000—little known fact, that. She’s chattin’ me up, all sultry, “Every man’s a copy of the first.” Straight outta Kiarostami’s script, I swear! Made me laugh—here I am, 007, gettin’ philosophical in a brothel. Shaken, not stirred, baby.

What Happens at a Brothel?

Modern day brothel We got back on the road and spent another hour driving through the DC area and finally found another Red Roof Inn in Linthicum Heights.

I gotta say, being a relaxation specialist here is wild—every nook's a spark for the soul. Seriously, go explore these spots: Maple Grove, Jefferson Ave, Portside Park, River Bend. Each place gives you a vibe that’s totally unique. And hey, if you need a breather, just drop by my fav bench at Grady’s—sips and quiet laughs, ya know?

Teen girl injured following motorcycle crash in Linthicum Heights