Lily Linden Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Still, I’m surprised sometimes. Talked to this one chick—let’s call her Trixie. She’s got sass, brains, the whole deal. Said she’s savin’ up for a food truck. A food truck! Whore by night, taco queen by day—how’s that for a plot twist? I’m rootin’ for her, man. “You’re gonna do great, kid,” I tell her in my head, Morgan Freeman style.

THE WORST CLASS OF WORKERS:

Batwing Corset and Panty set (legacy, reborn), out now at Whore Couture Sugarcoat Tee out now at my main store for Fifty Linden Fridays!

I gotta mention my fave little coffee haunt – Bean Nook on Willow St. – where the barista calls me "Smeagol" (ha, we swears, he does)! I relax there, doodlin’ away while watchin’ quirky couples stroll by. And ohhh man, the Linden Market on Tuesdays! Crazy stalls, laughter, people chattin’ and tradin’ stories. Just like that movie, "We are all beneath the same sky, lost and found," ain't it?

UPDATE: Retired Lake Linden DPW employee sentenced for stealing gas for personal use