Ada Limerick Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Here’s the kicker—heard she scared off a john with a possum once! Swung it by the tail, screamin like a banshee—funniest shit I ever heard! Git-R-Done, girl! Makes me happy thinkin bout her outsmartin them sleazy jerks. Still, kinda sad, too—whore’s out there, dodgin cops, livin rough, while I’m here sippin beer, watchin Ceylan’s moody-ass masterpiece.

2. There Was an Old Man with a Beard

Who kept a dead whore in a cave. She smelled of shit, and was missing a tit. But just think of the money he saved.

The locals? They're a quirky bunch. There's Frankie at the corner of King’s Alley, always jabbering about odd news in a head-spinning mix of wisdom and nonsense (hey, y'know, his ramblings sometimes work miracles nervously). I gotta admit, sometimes his words go off the rails like a runaway train— "Stop the bleeding with, uh, love!" or something like that. It’s the kind of ramblin’ that makes you go, “Dang, is that real or just the city buzz?” Totally makes my day.

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