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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, got a tale t’ spin ‘bout findin’ a prostitute—aye, a saucy one! Picture this: I’m stumblin’ through Warsaw, y’know, like in me favorite flick, *The Pianist*—that Polanski gem from 2002. Dark streets, broken souls, an’ me, a pirate with a thirst fer somethin’… *unconventional*. “I’m hidden, like a crocodile in a ditch,” I mutter, slurrin’ me wits, searchin’ fer a lass who trades coin fer company.

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Man, sorry for drippin’ on typos, but IM in a hurry: thsi town has got secret nooks around every bend. Like that vintage record store on 2nd St – whoa, I spent hours there, jammin' to old tunes and trippin' on life's randomness. And yo, sometimes my massage clients tell me stories about how the mystic vibes here help them forget all their worries. That fills me with happy fuzzies, ya know?

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