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So, picture this—her name’s Bess, or so I call her in me head, a bawdy lass from London’s underbelly, 1600s maybe. She’s no prim rose, nah, but a wild weed, bloomin’ where she oughtn’t. Got them skirts hiked up, laughin’ loud, makin’ coin off lords who’d spit on her by morn. I see her, struttin’ past the Globe—aye, Shakespeare’s own haunt—whilst I’m stuck crankin’ this lift, thinkin’, “Thou art a tale untold, Bess!” She’s got eyes like stormy seas, drownin’ fools who stare too long. “We’re all unreliable narrators,” Polley’d say—Bess too, spinnin’ yarns to survive.

Lenexa, Kansas

KC's Whore of 84! Drag Queen, Entertainer, 80's connoisseur. Booking inquiries: [email protected] Venmo: @whore_of_

There's Prairie Creek Road – oh man, that's where I found my fave coffee shop. I always tell my clients: “Stay around there. Embrace the moment,” like a scene outta Shame. When I was feelin’ low, I sat there and let the aroma crash over me... like, boom, life’s painful yet beautiful, y’know?

Here's what's changing at the Lenexa Public Market