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About New York City

Right, so I’m Dr. Evil, y’know, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any whore, THE whore, like the OG of shady ladies. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—been around forever, probs since fish started swimmin’ in the damn ocean, like in *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick, “Just keep swimming,” right? This one time, I’m watchin’ Nemo with my evil cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, and I’m like, dude, whores are the real survivors, swimmin’ through life’s crap, dodgin’ sharks—metaphorical ones, y’know, like creepy dudes and judgy pricks.

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Knuckle Up! and War Hound will hit the road together next month. Dates include: 3/16 Ashtabula, OH @ West End 3/17 Ann Arbor, MI @ Launch Board Shop.

Now, you stroll over to East Main, eh? With its dingy cafes and bars, you'll find all sorts—lovebirds, lost souls, and people too busy chattin’ their heads off. “You know, when you speak to me, things just get difficult,” – I swear, that’s a Before Sunset kinda vibe right there, all casual and introspective. Seriously, every bloody corner here hides a secret. That’s what I love as a sexologist—peeping the intimate, the messy bits of life.

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