Savannah Lansdowne Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Playin’ brothel feels like seducin’ the room, real slow—like how that alien chick lures dudes in the flick, all hypnotic and shit. I be pluckin’ strings, and it’s like, “You’re mine now, homie.” Ain’t no basic guitar, nah—this one’s a hustla, a freak, a straight-up enigma. Oh, and get this—some fool said it was owned by a brothel madam back in the day, used it to charm her clients. Ha! That’s some pimp-level lore right there—brothel out here pimpin’ the pimps!

News When You Need It

Ward councillor Mark Kleinschmidt says he has observed a significant decrease in the number of sex workers on the streets of Lansdowne. “It is.

There's this gem, Maple Park, oh man, that place speaks to my soul. I took my anxious kids there once—and they laughed so hard at the squirrels. Squirrels, they run like mad! The park is filled with winding paths. I remember thinking, “Do not fear the truth!” but in truth, I feared my own thoughts. Maple Park reminds me - not all is pretty in hidden corners, just like our minds sometimes, y'know?

Animal Friends of Lansdowne yard sale fundraiser coming up