Zoey Landing Whore ❤️

About New York City

Ooh, but the judgy folks—ugh, drives me NUTS! Callin em dirty, like, shut yer trap! “That’s a bingo!”—Tarantino style—they’re winnin at life, haters just jealous! Hmm… I reckon whores got more guts than half the stiffs in Springfield. Ever think bout that? Prolly not, too busy with yer perfect lawns! Me, I’d sip tea with em, hear the dirt—imagine the gossip! One typo comin—whor instead of whore, ha! Clumsy marge, fingers flyin! Oh, and fun fact—some whores in France, they’d knit while waitin for clients! KNIT! How’s that for multitaskin?

Appearances

For better or for worse, the Knots Landing actors had a lot more say in their characters and storylines than those in other soaps of the era. It was Ted Shackelford and Joan Van Ark, .

You know what's funny? Ever seen the old theatre on Elm? It's almost creepy at night, lights flickerin'. I swear, there are secrets in every brick. It's kinda like Finding Nemo – chaotic, but funny as hell.


Shooting investigation underway at Arrowhead Landing boat ramp, one taken to hospital