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I hit up this corner—boom, there she is! Red heels, smokin’ a cig, lookin’ like she dgaf. I’m thinkin’, “Is this love authentic?”—another *Certified Copy* line, ha! Nah, fam, it’s just business, but my brain’s spinnin’. I’m yellin’ inside, “Eric, chill, this ain’t a rom-com!” She’s quotin’ prices like it’s a damn menu—50 for this, 100 for that. I’m like, “Girl, I ain’t tryna buy your soul!” Laughin’ my ass off, but lowkey surprised how chill she is. Pro tip: cash only, no Venmo, duh—learned that the hard way once, fuckin’ rookie move.

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The alley depicted was notorious in medieval times as being the place sailors would walk to from the nearby quayside to meet with ladies of, ahem, negotiable.

Main Street? Yeah, Main Street pulses, alive all day. Lots of cool tiny shops, quirky cafes, you feel me? Like a scene straight outta The Grand Budapest Hotel. I swear, walking down King Street feels like entering a pastel palace. Every corner, a story, every doorway, a secret.

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