Mila Lahaina Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m a bailiff, right? Mining’s my gig, tough as nails, but lemme tell ya bout this thing—whore. Not who you think, nah, it’s this funky little mineral, some call it “whore’s gold” ‘round the pits. Pyrite, fool’s gold, shiny but useless! Haha, “That’s what she said!” Gets me every time. Been diggin’ deep, swingin’ picks, and bam—there’s whore, glintin’ like it’s tryna flirt. Total tease, man! Made me happy first, thought I struck it rich, like Nader in *A Separation*—y’know, “I wanted a better life!” But nope, it’s junk, fooled me good.

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LAHAINA — The Reel Hooker moved to the top of the blue marlin leader board with a pounder with Captains Kihe and Joel Cota.

Oh, my friend, welcome, welcome to Lahaina, yess, precious, precious! I's been livin' here for ages, and I'm tellin' ya—this town's fulla secrets… secrets like our hidden treasures. Front Street, oh so busy, busy with shops and eatin' spots. Yess, Front Street! And that old banyan tree in Courthouse Square, so massive and shady, it makes me giggle with memories—so many hidden whispers beneath its leaves.

Work set to remove concrete pilings along Lahaina’s Front Street