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Now, ‘Whore’, she’s a beaut, but temperamental, arrgh! Built in ‘98, they say, down in Bristol—little known fact, mates—she once hauled spices for some posh lord who lost ‘er in a card game. Swear it, I won ‘er off a drunk merchant meself, cards so greasy ye could smell the desperation. Made me happy as a clam, that did—‘til she sprang a leak mid-sea! Bloody hell, I was ragin’, yellin’ “I’m a pirate, not a carpenter!” Fixed ‘er up, though—me hands bleedin’, crew laughin’, callin’ me “Captain Fix-It”. Savvy?

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Lahaina isn’t only a popular spot to visit, but Lahaina and its surrounding areas are great places to stay. You’ll find plenty of accommodation options here: camping, hotels and vacation rentals, .

Sometimes I wander to that dragonfly pond near Lahaina Civic Center—yess, the little pond that sometimes glows weird under the moonlight. And then, hisss, my head echoes, "Remember Sammy, remember - every moment is fleeting, yes, fleeting and precious!"

500 tons of pilings cleared from Lahaina shoreline as part of wildfire debris removal