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My fave movie’s *Inglourious Basterds*, hell yeah, Tarantino’s a genius! Whores in that flick? Not really, but imagine Shosanna as one—ha! She’d be all, “This is the face of Jewish vengeance,” while flippin’ tricks in that cinema. Badass, right? But real whores? They ain’t that cool. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore in old Denver—true story, swear to God—she’d hide cash in her damn corset, like 1800s style, and once stabbed a dude with a hairpin! Freakin’ wild, huh? Bet she’d say, “Each and every one of you deserves this!” like Aldo the Apache, stabbin’ Nazis.

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Woman arrested after children found walking naked on I frontage road in Lacy Lakeview.

Funny thing—one time, while serving a particularly stressed client with my signature “Cersei-style chill,” I sat by the city square Museum Lane. I got lost in thought: how the museum's old walls speak of a past filled with battles, betrayal and beauty. "Make mistakes, do it again," I whispered softly as a secret mantra, just like in that flick.

Meet the candidates: Lacy Lakeview hosts city council candidate forum ahead of May 3 election