Valentina Kill Devil Hills Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, whore — it’s messy, loud, in yer face! I’m sittin’ here, slurpin’ tea, spillin’ it everywhere — whoops! — thinkin’, “Blimey, it’s like life gone bonkers!” Ever hear bout them old tales? Back in Victorian days, whores weren’t just, y’know, *whores* — some were spies, mate! Sneaky lil’ devils, nickin’ secrets from posh blokes! Makes me giggle, picturin’ meself in a top hat, trippin’ over a corset, mumblin’ — “Oi, where’s me spyglass, eh?”

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Oh, and lemme tell ya ‘bout a spot that makes me laugh every time – The Funky Barn. Not a real barn, but a converted old warehouse on Delta Drive. I used to say it’s my secret hideout, ya know? Imagine sittin’ among old family photos and vinyl records, while the whole city rages on outside. Super ironic for a family psych, but hey, even Freud needed a little break sometimes... err, I mean, even I do!

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