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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m talkin’ real pros here, not some wannabe floozies. Whores, they’re like the WALL-E of jobs—ya know, scrappy, gettin’ it done, no fuss, no muss! “Just keep movin’, don’t look back,” that’s their motto, right outta my fave flick, WALL-E! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, these gals (and guys, don’t discrimnate!) been around foreva—oldest gig in the book, right?

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So, my dear friend, get your shit together and come visit Keystone (us). Embrace the chaos, enjoy every damn stress-melting moment, and remember that, in those rare, perfect slices of quiet, you'll hear the soft hum of poetry and the furious beat of life. Now go on, get out there and feel the f**kin' vibe!

Closing days approach for Colorado’s ski resorts; Keystone Resort will be among the first to close