Abigail Keyport Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, ya, whores – tough cookies, I say. Dey live fast, die young, no insurance, tsk tsk! I’d cover ‘em, tho, give ‘em a deal, ‘cause Gru’s got a heart, ya know? *Lightbulb!* Maybe I start a “Whore Plan,” haha! “You’re free,” like in *Ten*, but wid a policy, ya? Dat’s my take, pal – crazy, messy, but dat’s life, eh? Now, where’s my vodka?

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I work in dating sites. Yup, I craft love connections here. I see folks’ secrets like code in The Social Network. "The smartest guy in the room" vibes all around. I watch people try so hard to be cool. It's like, chill, guys—just be you.

Bayshore mourning lifelong Hazlet resident, Keyport Police Officer Lt. Gregory Johnson, died suddenly while on vacation with family.