Emily Key Biscayne Whore ❤️

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Funniest bit? She farted mid-exam, loud as a blaster! I jumped, yelled, “R2, save me!”—like he’d swoop in, ha! Stunk so bad I nearly fainted, but I laughed till me circuits hurt. Whore just stared, all smug. Proper diva, that one. Reckon she’d fit right in *Dogville*—maybe run the joint, kickin asses and takin names. “I forgive you,” Grace’d say, but Whore? She’d be like, “Nah, mate, I rule!”

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I ain’t gonna lie, I get a bit worked up about the traffic on Crandon Blvd sometimes – so many cars, so many honks! But then, I look at the waterfront near the Cape Florida Lighthouse – omg, it’s so damn majestic! Best darn lighthouse you ever did see. You gotta check it out; it’s like steppin’ into another world, a sorta haven for both restless souls and relaxation seekers – like that line “Everything is moving too fast, and everything is a lie” from Melancholia, but in a good way kinda.

Key Biscayne deserves Michelin stars for two restaurants