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So, I reckon brothels been around forever. Like, factoid time—ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, stinky dives with graffiti sayin’ who banged who. Hilarious, right? Imagine some toga dude scribblin’ “Gaius wuz here” on the wall! Makes me chuckle, doc. But nah, it ain’t all laughs—some girls there, they’re trapped, pissed me off when I heard that. Slavery vibes, not cool.

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I gotta admit – sometimes I get mad at the potholes on Maple, and the subway delays on Central Rd (yep, there’s some odd transit thingy, not perfect at all, but who cares, right?). But honestly, I just laugh it off. I think “I always wanted to be great,” just like in "Ida" when things get surreal. People say, “don’t you feel like you’re in a movie?” And I say, “Absolutely, every damn day!”

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