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In Kermit, Im a girl looking for a man to share my dreams
About Myself
Whats up? I am Claire, stoked to meet you? Kermit is where I’m me, and I contemplate Brothel routinely, i want to chase the moonlight with you. I am charmed by the allure of Prostate Massage and Striptease! I am a kid at heart, thrilled by lifes magic..
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But—ha!—there’s this story, cracks me up. Mate o’ mine, Dave, swore he saw Churchill’s ghost in a brothel once. Posh joint, red velvet, cigar smoke everywhere. Dave’s like, “Boris, he was salutin’ the girls!” Absolute codswallop, but I laughed ‘til me sides split. Imagine Winston, “We shall fight on the mattresses!” Proper nutty.
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