Ashley Kaufman Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

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Book details ; Part of Series. Whore ; Print length. pages ; Language. English ; Publisher. Zenescope ; Publication date. September 25,

So dig this: there’s a cozy little park on Elm Ave, where old timers gossip and kids run wild. I used to sit there, scribblin’ notes for my app, wonderin’ if love is real, ya know, sorta like in Dogville – “Did ya notice?” heck yeah I did notice! Now, here’s the kicker – the East River, right? It flows behind the city, glistenin’ like your last failed Tinder date (ugh, not that good sometimes).

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