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Me fave bit? When the masseuse hits that spot – ya know, the one that’s tighter than a Scotsman’s wallet – and yer like, “Fear is a liar!” from *Inside Out*. Tension just bolts, poof, gone! I got mad once tho – booked a session, bloke was rougher than sandpaper, no finesse, total rip-off. Nearly stormed outta there shoutin, “We shall never surrender… to crap service!” But when it’s good? Oh mate, I’m happier than a dog with two tails – floatin, dreamy, like Riley’s imaginary friend Bing Bong singin in me head.

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And yo, I gotta shout out to the diner on Oak & 3rd. Best damn pancakes and jaw-dropping stories. I made some epic connections over a cup of joe there. It’s the kinda place you can vibe with, even when life's shit hits the fan.

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