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Here’s some fun insider tidbits: There's a hidden diner on Sreet 9, tricked out with neon lights and 50s memorabilia – a perfect low-key pit stop to grab a milkshake after work. And man, the local jazz joint near the old library – hidden behind a mural in Shady Lane – is where I go when I need some soulful tunes and, heck, a slice of that nostalgic life.

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