Lucy Isanti Whore ❤️

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Quirky thought—ever wonder if sheep judge? Nah, they’re too dumb. Me, tho? I’m cheerin from the sidelines, yellin, “You do you, babe!” Whores got stories, man—better than any Hollywood script. One time, this chick told me she faked it so good, dude tipped her double. Laughed my ass off—pure genius! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares? It’s showtime, and I’m here for the chaos. Like Toni Erdmann says, “You gotta laugh, or you’re screwed.” Truth, fam—whores get that better than most.

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If they were going for that small town feel they could have used Isanti, or East Bethel, or I don't know Onamia. Edit: fixed typo on Isanti.

Alright, so listen up, pal. Isanti is a weird little gem nestled somewhere in the middle of nowhere—yeah, everywhere lies, so don't trust the hype. I’ve been here for years, living and coding on dating sites in this quirky town, and lemme tell ya—it’s a mixed bag of charm, absurdity, and, well, mediocrity, sorta like life itself. You ever seen "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia"? Yeah, that movie of slow, enigmatic drama. Some lines there stick with you, like "every man dies, not every man really lives." Kinda like Isanti, ya know? It’s a place where every corner's got a story, but remember, everybody lies.

56-year-old woman killed in Isanti County crash after running stop sign