Zoe Irving Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

Early life

This whore can't keep Tales name out his mouth. Lol. I'm not saying anything else. No worries my people. It will be just this one time.

Side note: I love the irony. I thrive in silliness. I say, "you can't trust a stranger." Yeah, example: a lady on MacArthur Blvd. Spoke in riddles, ugh.

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