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We chat, she’s quick, witty—says, “Cash up front, pops,” and I’m laughin’, ‘cause she’s got balls bigger than mine. Reminds me of Tony in *Brooklyn*, all smooth, talkin’ Eilis up. I’m like, “I learned this at home,” playin’ it cool, but inside I’m sweatin’. What if she bolts with my dough? Happened to a buddy once—ran off with his wallet, left him cryin’ in an alley. Funniest shit I ever saw, ‘til it wasn’t.

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I’m in love with our tastefully odd city. It’s rough around the edges but perfect exactly because o’ that. Ya got mistakes and surprises everywhere. I type this all kinda erratic because well, PHubbard is a hot mess sometimes – a bit like my code with sum typoss, lol: teh streets eser lively, teh park is reely chill, and teh pier is awsum! (That’s, like, 12 typoss already, maybe 13 if countin’ grammar-goofs, hehe.)

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