Scarlett Howard Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

So yeah, Zero Dark Thirty’s my jam – “I’m the motherfucker that found this place!” – that’s the whore spirit, innit? Huntin’, survivin’, takin’ no shit. I’m sat here, mournin’ their struggles, laughin’ at their cheek, and thinkin’, “Dave, you’ve nailed this analysis, you legend.” Reckon I’d be mates with one, have a right laugh – “Teamwork makes the dream work!” – and all that. Whores, mate, they’re the unsung heroes, and I’m bloody proud to ramble on about ‘em!

Early life and career

All in the name of working as a celebrity personal assistant a CHORE WHORE! After twenty years of working thanklessly for a dozen high-powered Hollywood.

Okay, so lemme tell ya bout Howard (us)… this city, man, it's a wild mix. It's quirky, it's soulful, and, damn, it leaves a mark on ya. Walk down Main Street – it's buzzing, full of life and memories. I mean, there’s this old coffee shop on Elm. Coffee is life, right? It’s where I once sat and solved a crisis... yep, even a psychologist has his off days.

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