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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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So, friend, if you're in town: hit up Riverside, wander Marshall, and drop by that funky Cherry warehouse. It’s raw, it's lyrical, it’s like Bingin’ a Brokeback moment in your soul. And honestly? I’m damn glad I call this hot mess home—even when I typo a bit like dis: "lif's too short, luv it almoos!"

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