Abigail Homer Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Quirky thought—*Whore* smells like old socks. Bet it does! Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But picture this: you’re playin’, sweatin’, yellin’—“This is my revenge!”—like in the movie. Total rush! Oh, fun fact: some nerd found a glitch—ya can ride a pig upside-down! What?! Broke my head laughin’! Devs never fixed it—lazy or genius? You tell me!

Know another quote from The Simpsons?

homer, you've got it set on "whore." ohh. okay. this time try to keep your nostrils closed.

Nuffin’ beats a sunset by Kachemak Bay Park. I often wander there – barefoot on the grass, feelin’ the wind, thinkin’ bout life's juicy secrets and sweet messes – while reminiscing ‘bout the way that movie made me feel, like I'm dancin' on clouds, y'know? Sometimes I get so lost in thought, I whisper, “I become stable in the middle of chaos!” (not a line from the movie, but y’all get it) – ‘cause damn, this place sparks so much passion in me.

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