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About Houston

So, this one time, I read “whore” came from a term meanin’ “lover.” Ain’t that wild? Lover to slut – how’d THAT happen? Probly some grumpy monk typin’ too fast, ha! I’m laughin’ now, picturin’ it – “Oops, screwed up, now she’s a whore!” Total goof-up!

Know another quote from The Simpsons?

homer, you've got it set on "whore." ohh. okay. this time try to keep your nostrils closed.

Nuffin’ beats a sunset by Kachemak Bay Park. I often wander there – barefoot on the grass, feelin’ the wind, thinkin’ bout life's juicy secrets and sweet messes – while reminiscing ‘bout the way that movie made me feel, like I'm dancin' on clouds, y'know? Sometimes I get so lost in thought, I whisper, “I become stable in the middle of chaos!” (not a line from the movie, but y’all get it) – ‘cause damn, this place sparks so much passion in me.

Caglianone hits latest Double-A homer so far it lands on a nearby building!