Jasmine Hillside Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Dallas

Aight, listen up, you freakin’ losers! I’m Eric Cartman, respect my authoritah! So, I’m divin’ into this crap about findin’ a prostitute, and I’m pissed already! Why? ‘Cause it’s a damn mess out there, and I’m the only one smart enough to see it! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave movie, *Brooklyn*—you know, that sappy Irish chick flick from 2015—and it’s got me all twisted up about this hooker biz.

Dysfunctional

So here’s what I need you to do, Hosea: I want you to go find a prostitute, and then marry and have children with said prostitute. Well, technically, they won’t be YOUR children because that .

Hillside (us) is a collage of raw feelings: from silly laughter at neighborhood block parties on Parkside Road (I still giggle about that one time a dog stole my ice cream, ugh, so maddeningly hilarious!) to tearful midnight walks along the riverside. Every nook has a story, every corner a secret waiting to be whispered in the wind.

Trees come down as Chugach Electric begins clearing easements on Anchorage Hillside