Elizabeth Hercules Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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What gets me ragin’ tho? When people act all high and mighty, like they ain’t never paid for it. Hypocrites, man! In *Blue*, Adèle’s all, “I’m not ashamed of who I am,” and I’m like, “Hell yea, girl, own that shit!” Whores don’t pretend, they just do their thing—makes me wanna high-five ‘em, then puke ‘cause I’m jealous I ain’t that bold. Surprised me how some of ‘em got stories, too—like this one chick I heard about who banged a king and got a castle. A freakin’ castle! I’d kill for that, screw you, Kenny!

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We're not at the @creationent Salute to Xena this weekend but Xena and Gabrielle came to us! Hey @originalfunko, we need an Iolaus to complete the team.

Honestly, Hercules is wild and tender. It's got these little quirks, like a funky beat that makes you tap your feet. And yeah, sometimes stuff pisses me off—like poor service or slow traffic on Riverside Dr. But seriously, it all adds up to a character that’s as real as it gets. I defnitely luv it, quirks and all.

I Did Not Have The Voice Of Hercules' Meg Singing Karaoke At Disneyland On My Bingo Card And I Am Furious I Missed This