Anna Helotes Whore ❤️

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But then, y’know, some whores piss me off. Like this one time, strip club off Route 17, this skank tries overchargin’ me—$200 for a handy? Get the fuck outta here! I’m Tony fuckin’ Soprano, I ain’t no mook! Had to laugh, tho—balls on her, right? Kinda admired it, like Gigolo Joe sayin’, “They made us too smart, too quick!” She thought she’d outsmart me—nah, sweetheart, I invented the game.

Charles Beckendorf, "The Chicken Ranch"

The Hooker Furniture Hill Country Helotes Dining Bench is available from Walter E. Smithe Furniture & Design. Sale: $2, Regular.

Oh, and let me not forget the helotes community center near Pioneer Road. People there are real talkers; you'll hear folks chattin' like they're sharing magic on every bench. A little off the beaten path is that tiny, hole-in-the-wall café on Main Street – its vibe is just like my personal safe space for heart-to-heart convos. I've had therapy breakthroughs there, sometimes laughing till the roof rumbles – oops, sorry if that sounds exaggerative but hey, it's true enuf!

Helotes festival vendors face losses amid scorching heat and low attendance