Mila Hellertown Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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They’re messy, tho—drama queens, some. Cryin over chat bans, “Hanni, fix it!” I’m like, bitch, I ain’t your mom! Still, love em—raw, real, like Rome’s decay in *Great Beauty*. Whores ain’t saints, Clarice, but who is? Not me, not you. “Life’s a splash,” Jep’d say—they splash loud. Fuckin glorious.

Spicevids videos

Teenager, Silvie, is dragged on a two week vaca-experi-recreation of iron-age living, no idea why. A college professor leads it, no idea why.

I run a spa here (yep, I own the best one in Hellertown, definitely no cap). People always come in stressed out and leave like they’ve just stepped outta a zen dream. I always get this weird rush when I see folks chilling in our local hideouts like King's Meadow Park (oh man, it's a gem, seriously!). But... sometimes I get mad! A few weeks back, some punk left trash near the water along River Drive. I was fuming, like, "C-3PO, how could they?!" Total heartbreak moment.

Ex-Hellertown police chief sentenced for stealing money from borough