Avery Hays Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Now, here’s the tea: she takes him ‘round back, and I’m like, “Oh, Lawd, he’s done!” Prostitutes be slick, y’all—did ya know some o’ ‘em in New Orleans used to sing coded songs to signal they was workin’? True story! Joe don’t know that, he’s too busy pantin’. Next thing, he comes runnin’ back, wallet gone, pants half down, yellin’, “Madea, help me!” I’m like, “Naw, fool, you wanted to find a prostitute, you found her—and she found your dumb ass too!” Halleluyer! I’m dyin’ laughin’, but also hot as a skillet—why these men so stupid?

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Sometimes I get a lil' dramatic, cuz life’s too short. I mean, come on – Hays is filled with stories. I remember one time, a client told me, “I wish life was a beach!” and I was like, “No way, babe, life's a rollercoaster!” It's crazy, erratic, and fun!

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