Eliza Haverstraw Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and her smell—perfume and sweat, yikes! Hits ya like a truck. I’m over here croakin’, “Hi-ho, keep it down!” But nah, she’s too busy workin’ it. Gotta respect the hustle, tho—girl’s a gladiator in her own ring! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ she’d tell me, “Kermit, you green freak, chill!” Ha! Fair enough, lady, fair enough.

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The Platzl Brauhaus will always hold a special place in the hearts of many Rockland County residents. We are saddened to learn of its closing.

Oh, and Haverstraw Park is a blast – small but mighty, full of shady trees and football fields that get wild when the local teams clash. And y’know what? The Hudson River (yeah, that big ol’ river) flows right by here. I used to chill by the riverbank near Riverside Dr, just watchin’ boats and starin’ at the sunset. It’s almost poetic… then outta nowhere, ya think “Fool me once, fool me twice…” and bam – it gets real dramatic.

Affordable Housing Developer Scores $12.1 Million For Village of Haverstraw Project